Things I may never understand

Man, this list is essential to a blog I think. Sometimes I am so puzzled by life and the things around me, I just have to ask myself, “Now why in the world?”. I honestly think that there are some things that we will never understand..lol. Truly, this is really for fun! I think! Okay…I am thinking way too much!

* Why are all the Popeye’s around America slow as hell? I mean does every single Popeye’s have to take 30 minutes to fry chicken. Geez

* Why is it that when you are trying to pay your bill over the phone, the automated system gets aggressive and sometimes hang up on you. Is this not suppose to be easier for the customer? I don’t think so!

* Why do Sharpies go dull so fast?

* Why do I have all the energy in the world while getting ready to go out, then once it’s time to go I want to crawl back into bed.

* Why do some people have to let everyone around them know that they are eating something crunchy! Lord hammercy! Close your mouth!

* Why do Floridians drive under the speed limit…I mean way under the speed limit.

* Why is it that when I am not at home my sister have all these things planned for us to do, but as soon as I get home she is too tired to do anything. LAME ASS!

* Why do people (Americans) feel like they need to say Gesundheit when I sneeze? I know they’re just waiting for me to ask what the hell that means. But guess what? It’s damn near common knowledge now, while you stealing culture from the German. LOL! With your “smart” a*$

* Why for some guys…Enough is never E-Freakin’-Nough!

*Someone know that they do you wrong, but never apologize for it. They just smile and act like nothing ever happened…lol! It’s okay! We’re human…I guess!

*Walmart have 150 lanes in their store and only have 2 or 3 of them open. They even have self-checkout closed. This always happens esp. during the holidays. They make too much damn money for that.